6 posts categorized "satire"

10/12/2010

Redhat vs. SpringSource: It Ain't Over!

Just when we thought that the great SpringSource vs. Everyone brawl had died down, Redhat returns with a new webinar taking aim directly at SpringSource and "other proprietary frameworks" titled: Java EE 6 and CDI: Moving away from the clutter of Spring and other frameworks.  There isn't much time to register as the webinar is on October 14, 2010 at 12 PM ET.

The abstract of the event is sure to ignite a fire in the hearts of Spring fans and advocates everywhere:  

"Java EE 6 standards and technologies, such as JSR 299 - Contexts & Dependency Injection (CDI), significantly reduce the complexity of earlier versions of J2EE.  Now, using Java EE can be even simpler and take much less time than using proprietary legacy frameworks such as Spring Framework."

Yes, not only is Spring proprietary but is a legacy technology as well!  Oh snap!

03/24/2010

Well Played, SpringSource

Well, when I posted news the other day that SpringSource has declared war on this site when they launched TomcatExpert, I did not think that they'd go on the offensive this quickly.  While scrolling through today's tweets, the following post on TomcatExpert caught my eye:  tomcatexpert blog: Myth or truth: One should always use Apache httpd in front of Apache Tomcat to improve performance? (sic).  After mere seconds of viewing what looked to be a very interesting article, SpringSource must have realized who I was and lobbed an Aw, Snap at me, preventing me from reading their stuff:

Touche

Touché, TomcatExpert.  

Long-time friends of this site may recognize that I posted a similar question on this blog two years ago (Remember, Dad?), in the post:  "Do I Still Need Apache?" where I state "no, not really but apache httpd is pretty good at connecting to lots of different things in addition to tomcat".  And this was without the need for fancy tables, test results from a celebrity tomcat committer, or other compelling sources of evidence!  No, I prefer to assume that it took SpringSource 2 years to come up with a rebuttal to "Do I Still Need Apache?".  Well, the war of the tomcat blogs is officially underway.

03/17/2010

Is no one safe from SpringSource?

SpringSource has created a new site, TomcatExpert dedicated to "improving the adoption of tomcat in the enterprise".  Apparently, they must have noticed the wild success of this blog and were inspired to create their own web site dedicated to stealing my "tens" of weekly visitors tomcat in production.  And I can't say I blame them.  Outside of this blog, there aren't that many sites out there where an administrator can go to find information on how to disable ciphers in tomcat, change ports in jboss, or connecting IIS with tomcat.

Many of you reading this post might be thinking, "Well, Chris, these tomcat posts are OK but when I visit techstacks.com,  the combination of 'tomcat' and 'expert' doesn't occur in my mind.  You're a bit full of yourself, eh?"  Although my near-perfect bounce rates and low average time on site values seem to confirm this, let's compare this blog to the new TomcatExpert site:

  1. Both blog.techstacks.com and www.tomcatexpert.com are filled with posts containing questionable grammar and edits.
  2. Both blog.techstacks.com and www.tomcatexpert.com really like SpringSource.
  3. Both sites talk about how great tomcat is while simultaneously running on platforms that do not utilize tomcat. (techstacks == TypePad, tomcatexpert == Drupal).
  4. Both TomcatExpert and my sister-site Techstacks Tools currently contain "coming soon" submit feedback "links".  ( Theirs. (just above the "The Blog" link)  Mine. (last paragraph) )

See? We are not so different! 

So, now I am at a bit of a crossroads.  What to do?  I realize it's an uphill battle.  Take a look again at their fetching design.  So clean!  So easy to read!   Mere hours after official launch, TomcatExpert has 5 times as many followers on twitter.  I'm #106!  (editor's note:  D'oh!).  (However, I do wonder how many of the SpringSource employees following TomcatExpert on Twitter were "encouraged" by email from "The Management" to do so.)  If anyone from SpringSource is reading this, I triple dare you to follow me!

Yes, I could pull a RedHat and come out with a retaliatory series of 'one' blog post on how I plan on dealing with SpringSource encroaching on my turf but for now I'll simply watch and wait and plan for a blistering counter-attack.  You're on notice, SpringSource!